Boys will be boys

Boys will be boys
Boys will be boys

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Everyone loves BABY BOYS!

Boys are found everywhere -- on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerate them, adults ignore them and Heaven protects them. A boy is Truth with dirt on its face, Beauty with a cut on its finger, Wisdom with bubble gum in its hair and the Hope of the future with a frog in its pocket."
"Ten tiny little fingers that always want to play,
That never stop exploring the wonder of today.
Ten tiny little fingers that from the very start,
Will reach out for tomorrow yet always hold your heart."

One of the best things in the world to be is a boy. It requires no experience; But needs lots of practice to be a good one! 

Friday, March 18, 2011

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner....

The other day I caught this little guy sitting on the coach with Mr. potato head...this is what he said,
"Take of your face...Its time for a nap...TAKE of your shoes...we aren`t going anywhere! K: go to sleep!" 
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti! 
Rykon is a character! I have never met a two year old with the ability to mimic someone with such preciseness as to literally not be able to own his own character...other then when eating spaghetti! ;0)  

Cheesers are good for more then eating Cheese!

The other day Jeremy`s mother was driving me home from work. The boys were in the back talking and talking as usual. Question after question about why their dad was in the newspaper for baseball, why he shaved his head in high school, why, why, why, why, why, why?! One of the they whys was, "Grandma, why do you laugh so much?"...Like all grandma`s, who whether or not they know everything-the older they get the more they seem to know, and to us who are younger, they always know the most...had this to reply, "because smiling and laughing will get you a lot farther in this world then frowning and crying ever will. Its best we look on the bright side. That`s the way life should be." I had a moment to reflect on that...only a moment however simply because in life with three boys...everything lasts but only a moment. I smiled. Grandma was right.... "In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured."....this week, despite all the changes and obstacles that I knew I would have to overcome...I decided to "Stop seeking out the storms and enjoy more fully the sunlight." Life changed dramatically for me after that day....Just wait and you will see! ;0) 

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Certain Things....

Everybody has their own fantasy of how life would be if it was "perfect for them"...For me, it`s really pretty simple:

A world without fleece, sequin tops, box top hair-cuts, and really long fake fingernails...

A world where you can only become truly accomplished at what you love. Where money is never the goal. Instead, everyone pursues something they love doing and do it so well that no one can take their eyes off them.

Cats: would be out in the wild where they belong. We all know they are stuck up or as the cat-lovers argue independent anyway...

Dogs: would pee in the toilet...

Black and Brown clothing would be considered a mark of class...prestige...and fashion (considering the majority of my clothes are those colors)

The idea of socks and sandals would be unheard of....

Monkeys would be the new house pet...

Chubby would be the new skinny...but we would all still love would just produce opposite results....(I just feel like this would be a fun way to see the world)

Leather pants would still be in style...along with leather jackets with big buttons and cool identification patches.

The new Generation would have brought the afro, headbands, bright colors, peace signs, and face paint (flowers on your eyes) from the 60s instead of bump it pump it hair dos, Really funky flower head bands, short skirts with tucked in shirts, and wonderful BOB cut!

Ice-cream, cheese cake, and diddy reise would equivalent to the health your everyday apple, celery stick, or whatever is on the top of the Nutrition pyramid!

Everybody would raise their family like the Cosby Family....and in fact-the only show on TV would be the Cosby show!

Tears would taste like sugar....

Bird poo would be whipped topping....

Every other day would be a holiday....

Naps would be required by law to take everyday....

LA would be clean....New York would be would be easy and affordable-just get up and go!

Men---would be women--but trapped in real hot Michael Buble or Denzel Washington bodies....

Women: drama-less!

Babies: FREE! mind is blocked....

Sunday, January 2, 2011

What happened in 2010?

Well in twenty ten I turned twenty here is 21 things I accomplished in Twenty Ten! No looking back! (Think of Lot`s Wife in the Bible!)
1.) I took a trip that lasted six months to California
2.) I worked at a Children`s Clothing Company at Fashion Island
3.) I was a children`s Fitness Coach
4.) I started my massage therapy program
5.) I got in my first car wreck where my car was totaled
6.) Caused my parents Grief
7.) I was able to earn a spot as the African American Senator (lol: pillar of salt)
8.) I built a house for Habitat for Humanity in Ventura County
9.) I was on the Doctor Phil Show (audience-but hey you saw me!)
10.) I went to the Newport Temple for the first time
11.) I watch  the Gila Valley Temple Dedication in Thatcher, Arizona
12.) I went to the Las Angeles Temple for the first time and had my first diddy reise!
13.) I went to my first Angel`s Baseball game (and they won!)
14.) I went snowboarding for the first time and even took a class
15.) I learned to repel, rock climb, and even went cross country skiing
16.) I found out that I am going to be a aunt for the 7th time!
17.) I Wreaked havoc and caused Chaos in three states
18.) I met the greatest people ever just by playing Flag Football for a Relief Society Team
19.) I won my first Ugly Sweater Contest (And the prizes were outstanding!)
20.) I went into debt and got out! (pillar of salt!)
21.) I finished a year! And started a new one!

Sunday, November 14, 2010

My Confessions

1.) When I`m alone (or atleast I think I am alone) I like to lie on the floor of my bathroom and sing Celine Dion at the top of my lungs...
2.) I sometimes dream that My MT practice and development professor is my Father in Law.
3.) I sometimes wake up in the morning and hum christmas songs, even in July.
4.) I hate when people snore loud. I just can`t handle it. I don`t know if I snore, but, I can`t hear myself....and so that`s just dandy!
5.) I may have a mini crush on Indie Aarie`s and Lauren Hills Voice...
6.) I think about food and hair when I`m kissing people...
7.) I hate wearing clothes....and my neighbors know this because I also hate walking over to my window and closing the curtains.
8.) I cried like a baby watching Toy Story 3...
9.) I never do checks for breast cancer...
10.) Even though I say I hate a song on the radio, for some reason I still turn it up AND jam when I hear it on the radio.
11.) I can`t dance or sing!
12.) Even though I don`t dress up very often or look like I try too hard, I do enjoy being a girl and getting all dolled up.
13.) I have kissed a total of 21 boys in my lifetime..which averages to 1.75 (yea...75...that`s 3/4th of a boy! Which is about kisses per year since I was 12...That`s pretty dang 
14.) I do believe in the whole idea of friends, lovers, or nothing...there will never be a in give it up.
15.) I hate to be touched...and I hate PDA. But, I love massage therapy!?
16.) Feet are weird to me...and I am not a fan!
17.) Socks and sandals are a NO for me..
18.) I generally fall for boys with Frohawks...
19.) I have never broken a bone...
20.) I sometimes get bored watching football on TV....
21.) I pierced my belly button with my best friend when I was in Junior ourselves....
22.) I used to have a willow tree in my yard and I used to talk to it and pretend it was Grandmother willow.
 23.) I talked to my self ALOT when I was little...but it was because I had a GREAT imagination.
24.) I have self esteem issues that I block out by eating double stuffed oreos.
25.) Boys are dumb...sometimes! ;0)